issue no.200 :: Disclaimer
As it was at the beginning... so it is again, erm, now.
horoscopes-15.April.02
issue no.199 :: Cycle Path
What are you looking at?
horoscopes-08.April.02
issue no.198 :: Sane Magazine Eaten By Giant Space Dog
It's a shame, really. Whimper?
horoscopes-02.April.02
issue no.197 :: Malicious Use of Prawns III - The Labyrinth
The end of a very beautiful saga.
horoscopes-25.March.02
issue no.196 :: Malicious Use of Prawns II - The Monk
Too much reading is dangerous to your (and other people's) health.
horoscopes-18.March.02
issue no.195 :: Malicious Use of Prawns
And so we begin, a bit smelly...
horoscopes-11.March.02
issue no.194 :: The New Realistic Novel
Samuel Johnson makes a comeback! Of sorts.
horoscopes-04.March.02
issue no.193 :: My Wobbly Coconut
So how does a nice little island in the Caribbean sound to you?
horoscopes-25.February.02
issue no.192 :: Blissworld
You take a little bit of one and jam it against the other until one gives up.
horoscopes-18.February.02
issue no.191 :: Gusts (aka Woo Woo Woo)
St Genny is one of those places you just don't want to be caught without weights in yer pockets.
horoscopes-11.February.02
issue no.190 :: More Modest Prospects
Pleasant murmurings, like a stream, on it's way to the ocean, and stopping by an off licence on the way.
horoscopes-04.February.02
issue no.189 :: Aquila in Repose
Thus begins the long dark night.
horoscopes-28.January.02
issue no.188 :: Little Emergencies of Living
This is why, somedays, you just might be better off showing up to work in your slippers.
horoscopes-21.January.02
issue no.187 :: GCIMY
It's here... at long last, it's here.
horoscopes-14.January.02
issue no.186 :: ----- the Exquisite
You don't realise just how lucky you are, sometimes.
horoscopes-07.January.02
issue no.185 :: Krapp's First CD
Past midnight, way oh waaay past midnight.
horoscopes-31.December.01
issue no.184 :: Get On Your Bike, Dear
Sound advice for the internet age.
horoscopes-24.December.01
issue no.183 :: The Risk of Forgetfulness
We are going on a long strange trip.
horoscopes-17.December.01
issue no.182 :: Throes of Erudition
We take a long hard look in the mirror. Unfortunately it's a tad covered in soap scum...
horoscopes-10.December.01
issue no.181 :: Hubbing
Heeeeeeeeeey hey! A very special semi-sexy issue.
horoscopes-03.December.01
issue no.180 :: Quantum Mechanics as Applied to Ducks
Mailed in from Cornwall, we know not whereof we speak.
horoscopes-26.November.01
issue no.179 :: The Stupidity of Trees
Hello out there in jiggle world! No, I'm not entirely sure who I mean by that.
horoscopes-19.November.01
issue no.178 :: Requiem for a Small Planet Without a Name
No wild photobooth action with this issue, you'll be relieved to know, for the more sensitive souls out there.
horoscopes-12.November.01
issue no.177 :: Photobooth
Apologies, to a degree, to those people at Heathrow Terminal Two. We wax again. Yet again.
horoscopes-05.November.01
issue no.176 :: Soul Shoulder
I have absolutely no idea what this one is about.
horoscopes-29.October.01
issue no.175 :: Knights and Nice Guys
Standing on a bridge in Bruges. Or Brugge. Or something.
horoscopes-22.October.01
issue no.174 :: The Great Squeezeable
A celebration of life, love, happiness, and socks! Woo!
horoscopes-15.October.01
issue no.173 :: The Spider Jesus Trod On
Not quite a fable, but pretty darn close.
horoscopes-08.October.01
issue no.172 :: Walking into Trouble
We've all been there, haven't we? Sure we have. Sure.
horoscopes-01.October.01
issue no.171 :: In the Apple Orchard
A chip off the auld block that is Curious, a novel. And a short story from the Head Editor.
horoscopes-24.september.01
issue no.170 :: A Parable
A moment of silence.
horoscopes-17.september.01
issue no.169 :: Wild Boars
A classic tale, post-Socratic, if you will.
horoscopes-10.september.01
issue no.168 :: Since I Fell For You
Stories with diversions are nice for the mice.
horoscopes-27.august.01
issue no.167 :: Asking for Directions
In a New York state of mind...
horoscopes-27.august.01
issue no.166 :: Reward: Lost Sheep
Culture. To a degree. Sort of. Ish.
horoscopes-20.august.01
issue no.165 :: Untitled No. 8, Spelled Wrong
The serial returns with intrigue, cashpoints of the future, and more intrigue!
horoscopes-13.august.01
issue no.164 :: Utopia
The story of a doughnut. If Thomas More were a doughnut, this might be his story.
horoscopes-06.august.01
issue no.163 :: Requiem for a Small Plant Without a Name
I know not whereof I speak. Or whereof this speaks. Get thee to a nunnery. Fast.
horoscopes-30.july.01
issue no.162 :: Cherry Street Coffee House
Whirr... click click buzz. Silence. Not the serial.
horoscopes-23.july.01
issue no.161 :: Untitled No. 7, Untitled Again
And we're back to the serial... guns ablazing!
horoscopes-16.july.01
issue no.160 :: Wit's End, Wit's Beginning
Will takes the helm temporarily.
horoscopes-9.july.01
issue no.159 :: Attempted Seduction
Or, Untitled No. 6 with a Title. Number 1 with a bullet! Almost literally.
horoscopes-2.july.01
issue no.158 :: Untitled No. 5 in Black-ish-Grey
A man wishes he hadn't stepped off that plane.
horoscopes-25.june.01
issue no.157 :: Untitled No. 4 in Black
Auspicious beginning? A man steps off a plane.
horoscopes-18.june.01
issue no.156 :: Coals to Newcastle
A classic tale, incredibly classic. Yet updated, for today's youth.
horoscopes-11.june.01
issue no.155 :: It's A Five Minute Walk
An excerpt from Curious, a novel. In which Fob orders Chinese...
horoscopes-04.june.01
issue no.154 :: Watch It There, Bucko
Or don't play it cool, however you may like to have it.
horoscopes-28.may.01
issue no.153 :: Creepy Guy in the Basement
Play it cool, play it cool.
horoscopes-21.may.01
issue no.152 :: The Salmon of Doubt
Hey Douglas, we'll miss you.
horoscopes-14.may.01
issue no.151 :: Siete de Mayo
This is possibly an action-packed week for you if your Día del Inamorati happens to fall in this week!
horoscopes-07.may.01