Issues 300 - 251

issue no.300 :: Babe Ruth's Piano 5
And now, keeping on with the serial... one more to go...
horoscopes-15.March.04

issue no.299 :: Babe Ruth's Piano 4
And now, back to the serial...
horoscopes-08.March.04

issue no.298 :: Coffee Miss
A brief excerpt from the novel...
horoscopes-01.March.04

issue no.297 :: Babe Ruth's Piano 3
And back to the series!
horoscopes-23.February.04

issue no.296 :: The Indian Giver
Someone has taken my things, things I was given, by them, and I'm not gonna stand for it.
horoscopes-16.February.04

issue no.295 :: Babe Ruth's Piano 3
The series, back!
horoscopes-09.February.04

issue no.294 :: I Miss
Another excerpt from a certain work in progress...
horoscopes-02.February.04

issue no.293 :: Babe Ruth's Piano
We start anew. A one-off. Go us!
horoscopes-26.January.04

issue no.292 :: Two-Armed Driving Blues
Like some kind of great American dream. Really. Again!
horoscopes-19.January.04

issue no.291 :: One-Armed Driving Blues
Like some kind of great American dream. Really.
horoscopes-12.January.04

issue no.290 :: MMIV
And we're back. Add 2004 to the list of years in which Sane Magazine has appeared.
horoscopes-05.January.04

issue no.289 :: So There
No issue this week, man. And woman. Dudes.
horoscopes-29.December.03

issue no.288 :: Binky
You have no idea what it means to be... well, this.
horoscopes-22.December.03

issue no.287 :: Ginger Wart
Onwards and upwards ho! Right?
horoscopes-15.December.03

issue no.286 :: Coral Singer
This description was written before the actual episode... does it show?
horoscopes-08.December.03

issue no.285 :: A Bit Like Paul (McCartney)
So begins another story... but does it end here, or... ?
horoscopes-01.December.03

issue no.284 :: Dogbonomy
This title really isn't my fault.
horoscopes-24.November.03

issue no.283 :: Treatise on Human Nature
Hey, William's back with an excerpt... resting on laurels, I suppose.
horoscopes-17.November.03

issue no.282 :: What is a Rutabaga?
There are some eternal questions.
horoscopes-10.November.03

issue no.281 :: Rescuing Pumpkins
A very special snippet.
horoscopes-03.November.03

issue no.280 :: beautysleep
Hey, you. We're back, but not with the series.
horoscopes-27.October.03

issue no.279 :: Quantum Dots 4
And here we go a-galloping, along our storyline...
horoscopes-20.October.03

issue no.278 :: Quantum Dots 3
Another quick break from the series... wait, no. This is back to the series, folks.
horoscopes-13.October.03

issue no.277 :: The Woman Who Loved Derek Lowe
A quick break from the series... with a baseball story. Because we're slightly late.
horoscopes-06.October.03

issue no.276 :: Quantum Dots 2
Man, we're addicted to these series, aren't we?
horoscopes-29.September.03

issue no.275 :: Quantum Dots
These were trying times. Trying, and a bit confusing.
horoscopes-22.September.03

issue no.274 :: Dogs of Peace
And now, for something even more different than the other thing, just in a different way.
horoscopes-15.September.03

issue no.273 :: Alektorophobia
And now, for something a little bit different.
horoscopes-08.September.03

issue no.272 :: The Onion's Defense Mechanism 9
Still on with it... nanotech for me and you!
horoscopes-01.September.03

issue no.271 :: The Onion's Defense Mechanism 8
We are so on with the series.
horoscopes-25.August.03

issue no.270 :: The Onion's Defense Mechanism 7
This is also a good place to start again, if you, say, had dozed off and hadn't been listening too well lately.
horoscopes-18.August.03

issue no.269 :: The Onion's Defense Mechanism 6
And here we are, a good place to start again, if you've not been paying attention.
horoscopes-11.August.03

issue no.268 :: The Onion's Defense Mechanism 5
The story gets juicy. Well, not literally, anyway.
horoscopes-04.August.03

issue no.267 :: The Onion's Defense Mechanism 4
And it keeps on going. Or shipping, as we say in the biz.
horoscopes-28.July.03

issue no.266 :: The Onion's Defense Mechanism 3
Our story begins to grow legs... sea legs.
horoscopes-21.July.03

issue no.265 :: The Onion's Defense Mechanism 2
It's a new series! We continue, down by the docks, the story unfolds...
horoscopes-14.July.03

issue no.264 :: The Onion's Defense Mechanism
We emerge from the series to do something else... don't cry, it's okay.
horoscopes-07.July.03

issue no.263 :: beerness-feet-sticky
A view from a pool. Sort of. This may be a metaphorical description. One more time again, baby! In a mall. In the metanarrative sense. Again. How weird, huh?
horoscopes-30.June.03

issue no.262 :: beerness-feet-sticky
A view from a pool. Sort of. This may be a metaphorical description. One more time again, baby! In a mall. In the metanarrative sense.
horoscopes-23.June.03

issue no.261 :: sticky-beerness-feet
A view from a pool. Sort of. This may be a metaphorical description. One more time now, baby! In a mall.
horoscopes-16.June.03

issue no.260 :: sticky-feet-beerness
A view from a pool. Sort of. This may be a metaphorical description. Still. In a mall.
horoscopes-09.June.03

issue no.259 :: feet-sticky-beerness
A view from a pool. Sort of. This may be a metaphorical description.
horoscopes-02.June.03

issue no.258 :: Ten Years, Man
Ten years in "the biz", as we call it. Damn.
horoscopes-26.May.03

issue no.257 :: Unadulterated Fat
We take a quick break from the superhero saga to tell a lovely little story. Adorable.
horoscopes-19.May.03

issue no.256 :: Mouseman II
A new superhero is still around and developing!
horoscopes-12.May.03

issue no.255 :: Mouseman
A new superhero is born.
horoscopes-05.May.03

issue no.254 :: A Sentimental(ish) Journey Through England, Ireland, and California II
Ahh, a return to serials, how nice.
horoscopes-28.April.03

issue no.253 :: A Sentimental(ish) Journey Through England, Ireland, and California
Ahh, a return to sentimental journies, how nice.
horoscopes-21.April.03

issue no.252 :: Piggy.2
And at this point the anticipation is probably just itching a little bit...
horoscopes-14.April.03

issue no.251 :: Piggy
Oh oh oh the anticipation must be killing you!
horoscopes-07.April.03