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issue no.450
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Purple Burp Machine
This one always reminds me of grape soda, does it remind you of that? I'm sure it does. So it goes.
horoscopes-29.January.2007
issue no.449
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Haeccitas
This issue embraces individual differences.
horoscopes-22.January.2007
issue no.448
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A False History, Of Sorts
This is, perhaps surprisingly, not continued in many ways from the previous issue, even though it has a very similar title and most of the same words (last fact may not be entirely true).
horoscopes-15.January.2007
issue no.447
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A False History
Sometimes the truth is best left so unsaid that you wind up saying something else entirely, instead.
horoscopes-08.January.2007
issue no.446
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I Want Out
Quoth the vicar to the kumquat.
horoscopes-01.January.2007
issue no.445
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Turtles are not Indigenous to Mars
You would do well to remember that, when visiting Mars with your pet turtle.
horoscopes-25.December.2006
issue no.444
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Germ Factory
Some little invader brought in some little germs to infect the office.
horoscopes-18.December.2006
issue no.443
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The Vicious Rumors of a Closed Down Insurance Office
Loose lips may sink ships, but a cannon would be a good idea, if you're thinking of trying to actually sink a ship.
horoscopes-11.December.2006
issue no.442
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Sometimes, the Best Excuse is the One with Wings
Well, the novel writing thing is over, with a grand total of nine words written. This, thankfully, contains none of those words.
horoscopes-4.December.2006
issue no.441
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Late Night Food Run
This is a few words more than I have currently for NaNoWriMo. Which is to say, not a lot. Maybe we can call it NaShStWriMo for us.
horoscopes-27.November.2006
issue no.440
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Skateboarding Giraffe (Nano)
Six and a half words out of fifty thousand now, after a bit of thinking.
horoscopes-20.November.2006
issue no.439
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Nano
Six words out of fifty thousand now, after a bit of editing.
horoscopes-13.November.2006
issue no.438
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To Be Followed By NaNoEdMo
We're right in the thick of it. Well, as thick as seven words out of fifty thousand can be, anyway.
horoscopes-06.November.2006
issue no.437
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Nanoo, Nanoo (tm)
And so we begin the pre-preparations. It's going to be a long month.
horoscopes-30.October.2006
issue no.436
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The Becoming
What up with the next couple weeks, yo? We'll tell you what, I tell you what.
horoscopes-23.October.2006
issue no.435
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Walden
We spent some time in our friend Thoreau's woods this afternoon. And we saw no sign of spirea.
horoscopes-16.October.2006
issue no.434
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Spirea 2
We're in Ireland this week. And this issue is in your head.
horoscopes-9.October.2006
issue no.433
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Spirea
An ode, well, not quite an ode, to a bush. A very stubborn, rootsy bush.
horoscopes-2.October.2006
issue no.432
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Feed the Baby
A little story about the man in white. Sort of.
horoscopes-25.September.2006
issue no.431
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My Arms! My Arms!
All I can say right now is ow.
horoscopes-18.September.2006
issue no.430
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Mistakes are the Portal of Disco
Like the eyes are the windows to the soul, mistakes are the portal of disco.
horoscopes-11.September.2006
issue no.429
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Scary Beet Feet
You are what you eat, and walk upon.
horoscopes-04.September.2006
issue no.428
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The Well Has Run Dry
I don't know what this is about, but hopefully it isn't about a little pissant in Falmouth.
horoscopes-28.August.2006
issue no.427
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Zebus of the World Unite!
Do you know what a zebu is? Sure, sure you do.
horoscopes-21.August.2006
issue no.426
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The Life of the Fly: With Which are Interspersed Some Chapters of Autobiography
No one told you to open that door, mate.
horoscopes-14.August.2006
issue no.425
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Waking Up Slowly
A little bit more nothing from the other side.
horoscopes-07.August.2006
issue no.424
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What Happens Under the Great Gum Tree
We're all so very tired this week. Lessons to be learned: Never do that again.
horoscopes-31.July.2006
issue no.423
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Under New Management (Faux Friendly)
The little sidetrip, we wrap it up... and send off the result to the Chamber of Commerce of Falmouth, MA.
horoscopes-24.July.2006
issue no.422
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Under New Management (Without a Clue)
A little sidetrip inspires this week's issue. Not necessarily in a good way... but hey, it's material.
horoscopes-17.July.2006
issue no.421
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The Opposite of Salad
A short one, prepping for a beachy time.
horoscopes-12.July.2006
issue no.420
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You Are What You Have to Wrestle in Pudding
What the heck are a bunch of cows doing on my television?
horoscopes-4.July.2006
issue no.419
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Big in Japan, Hated in Venezuela 5
So, there you have another week, another chunk of the serial. Funny how that works like that.
horoscopes-26.June.2006
issue no.418
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Big in Japan, Hated in Venezuela 4, The Interlude
What happens when you argue with Boston cabbies? Lots.
horoscopes-19.June.2006
issue no.417
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Big in Japan, Hated in Venezuela 3
A story about the way things were... and how they got to be.
horoscopes-12.June.2006
issue no.416
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Big in Japan, Hated in Venezuela 2
A continuation of the story about the wayward... sort of, second baseman.
horoscopes-05.June.2006
issue no.415
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Big in Japan, Hated in Venezuela
A small voyage into and away from something and nothing and everything. Which might sound deep, to a first year college student, but really means we didn't have a good idea of what the issue was about when we wrote this description.
horoscopes-29.May.2006
issue no.414
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What Am I Doing?
This could have been a much more verbose title, I suppose. But, then, we don't have time for that, do we?
horoscopes-22.May.2006
issue no.413
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I'll Die in Daylight
This is a short and sweet little one. Or at least one of the two. We shall see.
horoscopes-15.May.2006
issue no.412
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Thank You Thank You Thank You
What is going on around here?
horoscopes-08.May.2006
issue no.411
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Widsith the Wide-Traveled
It's about a guy, a guy with a lot of miles in his shoes. I'd say "on his shoes", but the miles would more likely be on the soles of them, not on top of them.
horoscopes-01.May.2006
issue no.410
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A Case of Too Much Fun
A sing songy little voice is sometimes all it takes to ruin a day.
horoscopes-24.April.2006
issue no.409
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I Trains Fishes
The nicest surprises come in little, non-surprising packages, especially if you've got a weak heart.
horoscopes-17.April.2006
issue no.408
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The Day the Plague Hit
So we got hit by the plague... it happens.
horoscopes-10.April.2006
issue no.407
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Easter Lobsters
Don't stop thin. There was more, but not like that.
horoscopes-03.April.2006
issue no.406
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It Wasn't Supposed to Be Like This
Small, delightful. Just enough content to get by.
horoscopes-27.March.2006
issue no.405
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Don't Touch the Blue Button, Please
This is not what you might think it is about. Then again, it might be.
horoscopes-20.March.2006
issue no.404
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What Happens in Katmandu 2
What will happen in Katmandu will more likely than not stay in Katmandu. Especially if it's a goat, as we've seen.
horoscopes-13.March.2006
issue no.403
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What Happens in Katmandu
What will happen in Katmandu will more likely than not stay in Katmandu.
horoscopes-06.March.2006
issue no.402
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From the Floor
A view to a thrill... a very short thrill and view... from the floor.
horoscopes-27.February.2006
issue no.401
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Who Ate All the Tic Tacs?
There are great mysteries in life. Then, there are the other mysteries. This is one of each, funnily enough.
horoscopes-20.February.2006