The Latest Archives
issue no.400
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Wheaties Box Guy
You don't mess with what works, and you don't mess with people sporting a tattoo of a My Little Pony on their arm.
horoscopes-13.February.2006
issue no.399
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Testing Turnips
This is a test of the emergency broadcasting system. If you are hearing this, we are likely in the middle of moving the Sane Magzine offices over to the east coast, where they probably rightly belong. The east coast of the United States of America.
horoscopes-06.February.2006
issue no.398
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Captain Impatient
And now, we enter the rabbit hole, and will we return? Unscathed? Well-fed? If I could tell you I'd make a lot of money on the psychic market.
horoscopes-30.January.2006
issue no.397
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Sisyphus of the Bottles
Sisyphus, the original one, had it easy. Stones are much easier to deal with than space age baby bottles.
horoscopes-23.January.2006
issue no.396
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Do Not Juggle Small Babies 2
This is another good rule to follow: do not juggle babies after they've just eaten. They not only feel like water balloons, but they act like them, too.
horoscopes-16.January.2006
issue no.395
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Do Not Juggle Small Babies
This, I find, is a good rule of thumb to follow: if the baby is less than hefty you should not attempt to juggle them, as appealing as that may be to you.
horoscopes-09.January.2006
issue no.394
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Vittles and Kits
A little bit of nothing to kick off the new year. Or something along those lines. East coast style.
horoscopes-02.January.2006
issue no.393
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Traumarama
A short and sweet one, mostly a reminder to get your butts to the Booklovers' Gourmet in Webster, MA on 28 December between 5-7pm for the Fenway Fiction reading!
horoscopes-26.December.2005
issue no.392
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Glassjaw Joe
He had a glass jaw. But literally, not figuratively. Which makes for an interesting thing to watch walk down the road.
horoscopes-19.December.2005
issue no.391
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Papas Fritas
Do not try and attempt to break out of a moving car with a little piece of glass you thought was a diamond.
horoscopes-12.December.2005
issue no.390
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Friday Comes Early to Twinkletown 2
A continuation of the series from William Murphy... read it and weep! Or not... just try maybe smiling... smiling's better than weeping.
horoscopes-05.December.2005
issue no.389
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Friday Comes Early to Twinkletown
A detached sort of story. About detachment. And a reminder of the big reading coming up in Webster, MA.
horoscopes-28.November.2005
issue no.388
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A Fitful Day
We have an upcoming reading in Webster, MA on 28 December, 2005.
And a little story about a killer pair of stockings.
horoscopes-21.November.2005
issue no.387
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The Crib
Like a rollicking adventure story, this rollicks and rolls along. I give you... adventures in crib shopping. In the urban jungle.
horoscopes-14.November.2005
issue no.386
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Epistle to Gerbils
A short letter... not necessarily a love letter... but there you have it. An old-fashione letter.
horoscopes-07.November.2005
issue no.385
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Happy Plonker
Will this one be as successful as our Sheep play? Who knows? Vote for your favorite! And buy a t-shirt, while you're at it!
horoscopes-31.October.2005
issue no.384
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The Proof is in the Pudding
Pudding! We love pudding! Everyone loves pudding! And now there's *proof* in it! Excellent!
horoscopes-24.October.2005
issue no.383
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You Run and Run and Run
Some people have it in them to run and run and run. Others, to sit.
horoscopes-17.October.2005
issue no.382
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Not on Your Life
A delightful examination of what it means, exactly, to be a peanut. Err, human. Oh, no, wait, peanut was correct. What it means to be a peanut. Gripping stuff!
horoscopes-10.October.2005
issue no.381
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Dr J versus Larry Bird 2
Yet another romp down memory lane... well, not technically yet another... more like a continuation of the same.
horoscopes-03.October.2005
issue no.380
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Dr J versus Larry Bird
You surely remember this one... don't you? Don't you? Of course you do.
horoscopes-26.September.2005
issue no.379
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Dear Pedro
A quick letter to a dear old friend.
horoscopes-19.September.2005
issue no.378
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The Missing Week
You don't want to know where this one has gone... where no issue has been before. Oh. Whoops, I just gave it away.
horoscopes-12.September.2005
issue no.377
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Does Circular Motion Suit the Earth?
Copernicus wasn't just all about astronomy, you know... he did lots of stuff. But not macramˇ, so far as I know.
horoscopes-05.September.2005
issue no.376
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Watery Son
Legend has it you can tell what kind of weather you're going to get tomorrow by the kind of sun you have the previous evening... well, this one was a watery one.
horoscopes-29.August.2005
issue no.375
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False Alarm
This one is about a little clown. It's not as easy as you might think, being a clown. Then again, it's not as tough, either.
horoscopes-22.August.2005
issue no.374
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Rancho San Ant Onion
Once upon a time, there was an ant. And an onion. And the two of them got along famously.
horoscopes-15.August.2005
issue no.373
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Traffic is No Place for Philosophy
You keep your eyes on the road, and your id and ego firmly in the driver seat.
horoscopes-08.August.2005
issue no.372
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The Vicious Beating Fields
Sleep deprived ramble or carefully calculated plea for more donuts? You be the judge.
horoscopes-01.August.2005
issue no.371
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A Little Late
Not quite an official issue, but a little statement, I suppose. An announcement, almost, if you will. And I think you will.
horoscopes-28.July.2005
issue no.370
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How About This, Then?
Okay, so last week wasn't the end... but what about this one? No lemons this week, folks.
horoscopes-18.July.2005
issue no.369
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Is This the End?
Sane has been around for 12 years... is this the thing that finally ends it all?
horoscopes-11.July.2005
issue no.368
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The Stones of Huilong
It's not my fault I was born short. It's just the way things were. And are.
horoscopes-04.July.2005
issue no.367
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Beetroot
Sometimes a story is just a story. Other times, it isn't. Sometimes it's, like, a metaphor.
horoscopes-27.June.2005
issue no.366
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God Coffee, I Should Finish You
This week we take a look at a little thing I like to call <i>God Coffee</i>. Everyone else can call it Forthcoming... some day soon now, I promise.
horoscopes-20.June.2005
issue no.365
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Tips for Time Travelers
An excerpt from a found document from sometime... in the future? In the past? Whichever, it offers a few simple rules for the aspiring time traveler.
horoscopes-13.June.2005
issue no.364
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Do Not Go There
The story of a conference room, and people doing the conferencing thing.
horoscopes-06.June.2005
issue no.363
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Tickled Blue
A continuation of the bad man rides into town. Still riding.
horoscopes-30.May.2005
issue no.362
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Baby Bootcamp, or Interview with the Unborn (As of Yet)
We have an in-depth chat with our little buddy. Err, Buddy.
horoscopes-23.May.2005
issue no.361
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"Monkeys"
Well, it's about monkeys. What did you expect?
horoscopes-16.May.2005
issue no.360
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Metamorpho-ma-sis
A kind of Kafkaesque one.
horoscopes-09.May.2005
issue no.359
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ZeroStation
Isn't this thrilling! Well, sort of, in a way, I guess you could say. Read it and weep.
horoscopes-02.May.2005
issue no.358
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The Bad Guy Rides Into Town
"On what?" you ask. Read the issue.
horoscopes-25.April.2005
issue no.357
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Shiny Piece of Tinfoil
A little shiny piece of tinfoil. This one goes out to the one I love.
horoscopes-18.April.2005
issue no.356
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The Butcher, the Baker, and the Candlestick Maker
An old favorite... nursery rhyme, that is, not this particular issue. With any luck, maybe.
horoscopes-11.April.2005
issue no.355
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Wheat Germ
We left out wheat germ last week, and now it's back with a vengeance. In the title, anyway.
horoscopes-04.April.2005
issue no.354
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Don't Let This Be You
Best viewed with 3-D glasses. Like that Creature from the Black Lagoon film.
horoscopes-28.March.2005
issue no.353
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The Prolific Spiders of Los Gatos
Dinner's burnin' while the spiders weave their stuff.
horoscopes-21.March.2005
issue no.352
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Books on Running a Bookstore
Some things are learned, some things are... co-opted.
horoscopes-14.March.2005
issue no.351
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Timid Times in the Seamy Valley 2
A kipper for your thoughts.
horoscopes-07.March.2005