Issues 350 - 301
issue no.350 :: Timid Times in the Seamy Valley
This one is from the cuff. Err... heart.
horoscopes-28.February.2005
issue no.349 :: The Zaniness of Small Events
What happens when you mix oil and water? How about mud and oil?
horoscopes-21.February.2005
issue no.348 :: The Road to Hāna 3
And we continue... on the road... the Road to You-Know-Where.
horoscopes-14.February.2005
issue no.347 :: The Road to Hāna 2
This one's an actual travelogue, not a fake, crappy travel guide version.
horoscopes-7.February.2005
issue no.346 :: The Road to Hāna
A little travelogue on the island of Maui... like a road novel, but shorter.
horoscopes-31.January.2005
issue no.345 :: The Amazon.com Biography of the King of the Gypsies which was Submitted by Himself after Happening upon Rachael Yamagata's own Amazon.com Biography
Rejection! Sorry, this week you're gonna get a McSweeneys reject.
horoscopes-23.January.2005
issue no.344 :: Movie Review: Vozvrashcheniye
aka The Return. Russian film time!
horoscopes-17.January.2005
issue no.343 :: Elvis Had a Time Machine
Or, How a Formerly Innocuous Drink Became Dangerous in the Hands of a Few.
horoscopes-10.January.2005
issue no.342 :: Tiny Horses Galloping
I feel like singing.
horoscopes-3.January.2005
issue no.341 :: Secret Town Road
A little ditty about the rain.
horoscopes-27.December.2004
issue no.340 :: This is the Deal
This is not about shoes. Sorry, shoe lovers.
horoscopes-20.December.2004
issue no.339 :: Peg & Nancy
Shoes! It's all about the shoes!
horoscopes-13.December.2004
issue no.338 :: Babe, the Svelte Ox
We mean this in the most extraordinarily good way, of course.
horoscopes-6.December.2004
issue no.337 :: Toughbud
This one goes out to you, little guy.
horoscopes-29.November.2004
issue no.336 :: This is the One that'll Break It
A new feature launches and an issue goes forth and conquers. Honest.
horoscopes-22.November.2004
issue no.335 :: Toaster
A day, let's say maybe a little more, in the life... of a... toaster. A real one. Made of metal. Not someone who toasts for a living.
horoscopes-15.November.2004
issue no.334 :: I Am The Happiest Man Alive
The last word on the fact that the Boston Red Sox are the 2004 World Series Champions... probably. Honest. I'll almost promise you that.
horoscopes-8.November.2004
issue no.333 :: You Go
This is a little something, too.
horoscopes-1.November.2004
issue no.332 :: Why Not Us?
Now for something, really, we're being serious now, a little bit different.
horoscopes-25.October.2004
issue no.331 :: Coming Up Soon...
Yeah, we're gonna give a rain check on this one...
horoscopes-18.October.2004
issue no.330 :: This is the Year
This is the year... trust me on this one.
horoscopes-11.October.2004
issue no.329 :: Nevada is the New California
What ever would we do? Move back east, probably.
horoscopes-04.October.2004
issue no.328 :: Compass Monkey
Have you ever been lost, in the woods, without adequate food or water?
horoscopes-27.September.2004
issue no.327 :: Civil Twilight
It was a game, only a game. Honest.
horoscopes-20.September.2004
issue no.326 :: I Am Not Happening
You know those sorts of days... well, this is one of those.
horoscopes-13.September.2004
issue no.325 :: Movie Review: Godsend
A movie review of the clone-O-thriller Godsend.
horoscopes-07.September.2004
issue no.324 :: My New Title
Finally, the price of tea in China.
horoscopes-30.August.2004
issue no.323 :: Honk If You Really Like Donuts
Who doesn't like donuts? Who, tell me! Because that should classify as some sort of sin.
horoscopes-23.August.2004
issue no.322 :: Demo-lition Derby!
I'm not entirely sure what this is all about... who can tell?
horoscopes-16.August.2004
issue no.321 :: Crisis on the Erie Canal
Not what you might think...
horoscopes-09.August.2004
issue no.320 :: Breaking News: Boston Devastated By Terrorists
Damn, they do strike hard and fast.
horoscopes-02.August.2004
issue no.319 :: Aw Honey Honey
We examine the secret life of, ehm, bees.
horoscopes-26.July.2004
issue no.318 :: Movie Review: Undercover (warning, actual title, mostly)
Another movie review, of a 1994... ehm, gem, I suppose.
horoscopes-19.July.2004
issue no.317 :: Movie Review: The Pact of Silence (warning, not actual title)
Hmm... what's this?
horoscopes-12.July.2004
issue no.316 :: Titled No 17
A new go at things...
horoscopes-05.July.2004
issue no.315 :: A Bird Named Nuthin'
I swear, Tuesday.
horoscopes-28.June.2004
issue no.314 :: A Bird Named Moe 2
Stuff.
horoscopes-21.June.2004
issue no.313 :: A Bird Named Moe
The third, with all the letters, bit of another travelogue. Wait! We lie! About something, anyway.
horoscopes-14.June.2004
issue no.312 :: A Very (It Turns Out) Sentimental Journey To and Through and Around Yosemite National Park 2
The second bit of another travelogue.
horoscopes-07.June.2004
issue no.311 :: A Very (It Turns Out) Sentimental Journey To and Through and Around Yosemite National Park
The start of another travelogue.
horoscopes-01.June.2004
issue no.310 :: Jim's Story 2, Take 2
The story of Jim. Really. We're back on track now.
horoscopes-24.May.2004
issue no.309 :: Interstitial 7
The story of Jim. If that is his real name. Which it isn't. Still! Number three... Actually, I lie. This one isn't Jim's story at all.
horoscopes-17.May.2004
issue no.308 :: Jim's Story 2
The story of Jim. If that is his real name. Which it isn't. Still!
horoscopes-10.May.2004
issue no.307 :: Jim's Story
The story of Jim. If that is his real name. Which it isn't.
horoscopes-03.May.2004
issue no.306 :: The Main Issue (tm)
We hire someone new.
horoscopes-26.April.2004
issue no.305 :: Since I Met You
What is it? That's the burning question, man.
horoscopes-19.April.2004
issue no.304 :: Statistical Mechanics
The planning commission...
horoscopes-12.April.2004
issue no.303 :: The Long, Dark Voyage
Why did he come back looking like a caveman?
horoscopes-05.April.2004
issue no.302 :: Lorrainery
And now for something new.
horoscopes-29.March.04
issue no.301 :: Babe Ruth's Piano 6
The monster at the end of the serial.
horoscopes-22.March.04