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So Women got free will slightly after Men.
This, some will argue, is potentially false.
This, some will argue, will get me killed. Or at least make me a lonely, lonely man.
Of course, before Man and Woman (and he only got it first because he whinged, admittedly, like a little baby (outdone only by the little baby who got it before both the Man and the Woman) and the Woman let him have her place in the queue, especially after the previous week's debacle with Rationality, and how that almost ended in tears for the Man, the Woman, three different kinds of dog, and a wombat. It was a small wombat.
Oh, and a packet of crisps. And some sort of soft drink, though there are some that say that the soft drink really wasn't involved at all, and had just been passing by at the time, and wasn't really harmed in any sort of way.) came and went a whole slew of people, including the Giraffe, a Dolphin, a Guinea Pig, the Guinea Pig's Favourite Wood Chip, and a Mime.
This, some will argue, is an outright lie.
Especially the bit about the Bicycle Horn. Which I hadn't mentioned, but was in another argument someone tried having with me. Which I won by just starting to read a book and ignoring them, despite the fact that they kept poking me in the cheek with their index finger. Which is no mean feat, I might add.
Those people arguing over whether or not this is an outright lie, I would argue, are in entirely too argumentative a mood.
I would also like to add that they probably smell funny.
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