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Waiting for...
... next week.
disclaimer:
All right, all right, so.
We could have told you, you say.
We could have warned you, you say, in that whiney sort of voice you use when you're trying to get something you probably deserve, but just want to make extra sure we understand that.
Well, we do.
Sane Magazine, for the first time in it's illustrious ten year (almost, almost, our ten year anniversary comes up in June...) history, is taking a mini-holiday.
Well, sort of. We've horoscopes for you. Just no main issue, like.
And, okay, for those of you that have been following from the beginning, there were quite a few months there, back in 1995 where we took a lot of holidays. Too many, some might say. Shut up, we might say back. Might, anyway, no guaranteeing. In fact, we might even agree. 1995 is a long time ago, though, isn't it?
I mean, you probably had a stupid haircut then, like we all did, didn't you? Oh come on, take out some photographs from then and tell me, with a straight face, that you meant it to look like that. Look, it happened to all of us, it was leftovers in the waters from the 80s. And the 70s.
Hey, I mean, look at your hairdo now. You know what, 10 years from now you'll probably look at that and cringe. Or maybe look back at it wistfully, if you've no hair in 10 years time.
So anyway, you get the point. About the hair. Just wear a hat, for pete's sake.
Oh, and yeah, right, sorry about missing the issue. We're dreadfully sorry. You should probably make us refund your money.
Oh, but wait, we've been doing this for years without asking for anything (except love and affection, which is a tax right-off for you, anyway)!
But still, we're sorry. We've probably got some sort of complex about it, to be honest. Like those monks that used to wear hair shirts.
I mean, that's definitely one you're going to cringe about later, if not at the time. I've never worn a hair shirt, but I've worn pretty damn itchy sweaters, and those were enough to make me regret it almost straight away, nevermind having the benefit of ten years' hindsight.
Oh yeah, and we'll be back next week.
post-disclaimer:
Mind the dust while we redecorate. Still.
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