We are going to do something very pretty here. So you'll want to keep watching. Watching, and, quite possibly, waiting. Though not too long, we promise. From the bottom of our surprising little hearts. Not that our hearts are little, either, because we've got big surprises. It was just a term of endearment for our hearts, dear little hearts. Hearts that will be surprising you, quite pleasantly, we hope, and not at all in a disappointing sort of surprising way. Because, you know why? Because we like you, and we want you to like us. A lot. now accepting submissions.
		from the creator of sanemagazine and, oh look, he's brought friends